Let me preface today's post with this disclaimer: No data collection or data mining takes place here at balancing act. But, in full disclosure, I admit to having my own in-house seagull analytics capability. Perhaps internal would be a better description. What I mean is, I am personally capable of scrutinizing the inscrutable. You see, I know what you should be thinking. But that does not result in targeted pop-up ads. Nor do I put you on a list and sell you to support my habit. My internal analytics tell me the majority of my readers are viewing this blog on mobile devices. And that has caused me endless frustration. Not because I am opposed to mobile devices. The problem lies in my software (as opposed to softwear—like my downy feathers). My webbed hosting service assures me its software provides "responsive web design." Which means my blog should look as intended across all devices—desktops, laptops, tablets, phones, etc. (Does anyone still use an etc?) However, my blog seems to be saddled with unresponsive software. I can barely detect a pulse. It's either flat-lining or it's openly rebelling. So I have assigned my talented webbed assistant to tackle this issue. He has been working weekends and overtime, struggling to solve the problem, to no avail so far. I apologize for the technical difficulties.
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I'm the distinguished Park Host on South Jetty Beach at Bandon, Oregon, USA. I'm a firm believer in First Principles: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Your Lunch. Archives
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