IT'S POPSICLE® STICK RIDDLE SLIDESHOW #4
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The following act of creative image manipulation is not intended to treat, prevent, or cure any disease. It's the slideshow to end all slideshows! (Don't you wish...) An unparalleled immersive sensory experience beyond anything you could possibly imagine! A SPECTACULAR KEYBOARDS AND MICE SLIDESHOW ! Please let me know if you've managed to survive this visual barrage!
(* M.A.R.G.A.) In an attempt to unify the country in total disgust, balancing act presents... ANOTHER POPSICLE® STICK RIDDLE SLIDESHOW And now, ladies and gentlemen, etc. In the public interest, balancing act presents the second edition of a feature that has the potential to become a wildly-popular ongoing award-winning online series (as long as I continue to find discarded Popsicle® sticks): GEO'S SECOND EVER GREATEST POPSICLE® STICK RIDDLES SLIDESHOW GEO'S GREATEST POPSICLE® STICK RIDDLES SLIDESHOW ![]()
I'm pleased to note that so far nobody's complained about my Freaky Electrical Outlet and Power Cord Slideshow that debuted a few days ago. Nobody's gone out of their way to compliment me on it either. But that won't stop me from occasionally posting more world premiere slideshows. And today is one of those occasions. You see, my head is full of ideas. But my stomach is empty. Let me take a closer look at your lunch, while you feast your eyes on my latest artistic concoction... ANOTHER BLOGOSPHERE FIRST: A FREAKY CLOCK FACE SLIDESHOW! For just a moment, I need to step back from current events to deal with something of an ongoing nature. You may recall that in spite of my being just a lovable, shy, unassuming but unflappable, live-and-let-live kinda gull, I became the focal point of some controversy last month when I attempted to occupy an unclaimed corner of the blogosphere with a post that featured an unconventional special attraction, my exclusive FREAKY CAT SLIDESHOW. Instead of generating the anticipated mountains of praise and howls of laughter, my masterful photographic exhibition was met with scowls of derision, hateful counter-posts, and calls for censure. Fortunately, I have been able to keep the metaphorical jackals at bay with threats of litigation, and my FREAKY CAT SLIDESHOW hasn't been taken down yet. However, I have become aware that my blog may be a victim of shadow banning. Maybe even seagull shaming. So please let me know if you are able to read this post, and if you can successfully follow the links that take you to my original FREAKY CAT SLIDESHOW. Meanwhile, I dare anyone anywhere to take offense at my latest creation... THE WORLD'S FIRST AND ONLY KNOWN FREAKY ELECTRICAL OUTLET AND POWER CORD SLIDESHOW It's a work of art, if I do say so myself. Don't you agree?
Up next, the world's first Freaky Clock Face Slideshow. Watch this space. I've been reading a lot of those "helpful tips" web pages today. Like How To Turn Your Blog into a Cash Cow for Your Retirement and 17 Ways You Can Add 8 Eye-Catching Features to Attract Thousands of Repeat Readers Who Will Boost Your Blog into the Top 500 Rankings. The numbered lists made my head spin. In fact, that was one tip I kept reading—use numbered lists! And bullet points! And color! And Increase Traffic with Funny Cat Videos--who hasn't thought of that one? Anyway, my host doesn't give me enough bandwidth to run videos. But I do have room for a
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Meet the AuthorHi. I'm Geo the Seagull.
I'm the distinguished Park Host on South Jetty Beach at Bandon, Oregon, USA. I'm a firm believer in First Principles: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Your Lunch. Archives
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