(Steppenwolf, 1968) I mean no offense by this—my eyes can see things that human eyes can't. So I don't miss much from my Park Host sign vantage point. (Remind me to devote a Fun Fact Friday to the supercharged vision we seagulls possess.) I know, my publicity photo needs to be updated to show me on my current assignment. But I'm kinda attached to the picture that appears above each day's post. There's something gripping about my stance atop a sign that advises disposal of equestrian waste. You've got to know there are just some things I'd rather not step in, even if there's an enormous bathtub called the Pacific Ocean only a few yards away. Now—where was I? Oh, right. I don't miss very much of what goes on around me. That's part of the reason they hired me to be Park Host. My eyesight, my ability to take a step and be airborne, my gliding and diving skills—all enhance my first-responder status on Bandon's Beach.
Like I've tried to tell you—seagulls rule! From the Arctic to the Antarctic, we're everywhere!
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Meet the AuthorHi. I'm Geo the Seagull.
I'm the distinguished Park Host on South Jetty Beach at Bandon, Oregon, USA. I'm a firm believer in First Principles: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Your Lunch. Archives
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